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  <pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:07:11 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;div style=&quot;width:600px; border: 1px solid black; text-align:center; background-color:#FFD87F&quot;&gt;	&lt;h2&gt;The Everything Test&lt;/h2&gt;	There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, 	purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is &lt;i&gt;one test to rule them all&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We&apos;re turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we&apos;ve got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;table width=&quot;550&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:25px&quot;&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;		&lt;td width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;			&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF&quot;&gt;				&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align:center&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Personality&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;				&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align:center&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;You are more &lt;b&gt;logical&lt;/b&gt; than emotional, more &lt;b&gt;concerned about self&lt;/b&gt; than concerned about others, more &lt;b&gt;atheist&lt;/b&gt; than religious, more &lt;b&gt;loner&lt;/b&gt; than dependent, more &lt;b&gt;lazy&lt;/b&gt; than workaholic, more &lt;b&gt;traditional&lt;/b&gt; than rebel, more &lt;b&gt;engineering mind&lt;/b&gt; than artistic mind, more &lt;b&gt;cynical&lt;/b&gt; than idealist, more &lt;b&gt;leader&lt;/b&gt; than follower, and more &lt;b&gt;extroverted&lt;/b&gt; than introverted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for specific personality traits, you are &lt;b&gt;intellectual&lt;/b&gt; (87%), &lt;b&gt;religious&lt;/b&gt; (80%), &lt;b&gt;horny&lt;/b&gt; (75%), &lt;b&gt;romantic&lt;/b&gt; (57%).&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;			&lt;/table&gt;		&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;table width=&quot;550&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:25px&quot;&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;		&lt;td width=&quot;250&quot;&gt;			&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF&quot;&gt;				&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align:center; border-bottom:1px solid black&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stereotypes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;				&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;College Student&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;75%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Punk Rock&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;60%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;White Trash&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;55%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;			&lt;/table&gt;		&lt;/td&gt;		&lt;td width=&quot;50&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;		&lt;td width=&quot;250&quot;&gt;			&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF&quot;&gt;				&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align:center; border-bottom:1px solid black&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Life Experience&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;				&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sex&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;27%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Substances&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;14%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Travel&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;17%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;			&lt;/table&gt;		&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;table width=&quot;550&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:25px&quot;&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;		&lt;td width=&quot;250&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF&quot;&gt;			&lt;b&gt;Politics&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;			Your political views would best be described as &lt;b&gt;Liberal&lt;/b&gt;, whom			you agree with around &lt;b&gt;41%&lt;/b&gt; of the time.		&lt;/td&gt;		&lt;td width=&quot;50&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;		&lt;td width=&quot;250&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF&quot;&gt;			&lt;b&gt;Socioeconomic&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;			Your attitude toward life best associates you with &lt;b&gt;Upper Class&lt;/b&gt;.			You make more than &lt;b&gt;0%&lt;/b&gt; of those who have taken this test,			and &lt;b&gt;88%&lt;/b&gt; less than the U.S. average.&lt;br /&gt;		&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;table width=&quot;550&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:25px&quot;&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;		&lt;td width=&quot;100%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF&quot;&gt;			If your life was a movie, it would be rated &lt;b&gt;PG&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;			By the way, your hottness rank is &lt;b&gt;52%&lt;/b&gt;, hotter than &lt;b&gt;75%&lt;/b&gt; of other test takers.		&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;a href=&quot;http://tss.skcusome.com/take.php?id=eay&quot; style=&quot;color:purple&quot;&gt;TAKE THE TEST&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;		&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://tss.skcusome.com&quot;&gt;thatsurveysite&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;	&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well this test gets some things right, but other things are way off...</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:07:22 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So I saw a t-shirt with the following comment &quot;I spit on your bible and I piss on your crucifix.&quot; Are they just trying to pick fights with people? Comments?</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 21:19:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Things I almost got in a Fight with</title>
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  <description>The following are a list of things, in order, that I almost got in a fight with during a 5 minute walk behind my house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cat (my own)&lt;br /&gt;Hardcore Lesbien Feminist complete with shaved head and cigarette&lt;br /&gt;Cat (unknown origins)&lt;br /&gt;Family of Chipmunks&lt;br /&gt;Large Blue Crane (as in the bird dummy)&lt;br /&gt;Raccoon&lt;br /&gt;Fat man driving a Red Volkswagon Bug&lt;br /&gt;Flock of Doves&lt;br /&gt;Woodchuck&lt;br /&gt;2 foot wide Snapping Turtle&lt;br /&gt;Crazy Lost Black Lady who thought there was a TJ Max somewhere behind my house&lt;br /&gt;Old Woman complete with cane from the Historical House&lt;br /&gt;Cat (my other one)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It hard to intimidate so many things in so short a time period.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 06:41:28 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Beware the wrath of the 6 million peso man!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrnNTXocurc&amp;search=million%20peso&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrnNTXocurc&amp;search=million%20peso&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And kittys dancing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kittycatdance.html&quot;&gt;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kittycatdance.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is all.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 07:29:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>OMGZ!</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12303788/&quot;&gt;http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12303788/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can&apos;t believe it. 20 points if anyone can tell me how that story relates to me.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 09:34:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Thief!</title>
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  <description>Zomgz me stealing an online survey from Jamie. It&apos;s like bizarro world. Well bizarro hello (10 points for show reference)...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How Perfect is Your Life?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[X] You know someone that cares about you.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You&apos;ve had a boyfriend/ girlfriend/ fiancee/ husband/ wife.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You have your own room.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You own a cell phone.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You get good grades.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.&lt;br /&gt;[X] Your parents are still married.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You have more than 2 best friends.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You live in a house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;T O T A L: 6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[X] You dress how you want to.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You hang out with friends more than once a week.&lt;br /&gt;[X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You have never been beaten up.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You never cry more than twice a month.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Your room is big enough for you.&lt;br /&gt;[X] People don&apos;t use you for something you have.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You have been to a concert.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You laugh more than twice a day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;T O T A L: 7&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You have over 100 friends on myspace.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You have pictures on myspace.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You get allowance.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You collect something normal.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] People don&apos;t make fun of you to be mean.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You look foward to go to school.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You don&apos;t wish you were someone else.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You play a sport.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You do something after school.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You shower daily&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;T O T A L: 3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[X] You own a car.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You usually don&apos;t fight with your parents.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You&apos;re healthy.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You&apos;ve never had a cavity.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You are happy with your appearance.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You aren&apos;t self-consious at all.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You have never got a failing grade in your life.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You have friends.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You have so many inside jokes with friends.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You know your parents care and love you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;T O T A L: 8&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You know what is going on in the world.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You care about sooo many people.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You are happy with your life.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You usually aren&apos;t sick.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You know more than one language.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You have a screen name.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You own a pet.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You know the words to more than 5 songs.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] You don&apos;t have any enemies.&lt;br /&gt;[X] You are happy where you&apos;re living.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;T O T A L: 6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GRAND TOTAL: 30 x 2 = 60%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now count up the number and multiply by 2. Then repost saying &apos;My life is __% perfect&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man now that I read through this it seems as if this is the % emo perfect your life is...</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:36:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Oh My Gawd</title>
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  <description>Michael Jackson was just on Conan O&apos;Brien and was giving him golden showers. I wish I was making that last sentence up...</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:55:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>We Have Ways of Making You Talk....</title>
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&lt;td align=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Der Kommandant&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren&apos;t just like you, you are like a &lt;b&gt;Nazi General&lt;/b&gt;. Back in Germany in the 1940&apos;s, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would&apos;ve climbed to the top.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Conclusion: &lt;b&gt;you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/goering.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;- new test, it rules, take it - &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=18048702267320519909&quot;&gt;The Terrorism Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;span&gt;My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;
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&lt;td valign=&quot;center&quot;&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;46%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;brainwashworthy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td valign=&quot;center&quot;&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;72%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;antitolerant&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td valign=&quot;center&quot;&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;94%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;patriotic&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926&quot;&gt;The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201&quot;&gt;jason_bateman&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com&quot;&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;, home of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3&quot;&gt;32-Type Dating Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 17:55:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Edge of Too-muchery</title>
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&lt;td align=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;the Cutting Edge&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;(57% dark, 46% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;your humor style:&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;CLEAN&lt;/b&gt; | &lt;b&gt;SPONTANEOUS&lt;/b&gt; | &lt;b&gt;DARK&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Your humor&apos;s mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there&apos;s something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren&apos;t themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/humortest/cuttingedge.gif&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376&quot;&gt;The 3-Variable Funny Test!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;- it rules - &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;If you&apos;re interested, try my latest: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=18048702267320519909&quot;&gt;The Terrorism Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;span&gt;My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;
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&lt;td width=&quot;96&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#b2cfff&quot; height=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;free online dating&quot; src=&quot;http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td width=&quot;54&quot; bgcolor=&quot;white&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;free online dating&quot; src=&quot;http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td valign=&quot;center&quot;&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;64%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;darkness&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td width=&quot;73&quot; bgcolor=&quot;white&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;free online dating&quot; src=&quot;http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td valign=&quot;center&quot;&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;51%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;spontaneity&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td valign=&quot;center&quot;&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;46%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;vulgarity&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376&quot;&gt;The 3 Variable Funny Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201&quot;&gt;jason_bateman&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com&quot;&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;, home of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3&quot;&gt;32-Type Dating Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 18:14:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Damn Matt and his tagging</title>
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  <description>Four jobs I&apos;ve had in my life:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Tech 1 at Laptop Services Babson College&lt;br /&gt;*Media Services Technician at Babson College&lt;br /&gt;*Sales/Customer support for www.griffinrun.com&lt;br /&gt;*Head Aquatic Engineer for High School Football team&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Four movies I can watch over and over:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Usual Suspects&lt;br /&gt;*The movie I have of Walsh sleeping&lt;br /&gt;*any Patriots super bowl dvd&lt;br /&gt;*High School Theology movie (1 not 2)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Four place I have lived:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Waltham, MA&lt;br /&gt;*Lowell, MA&lt;br /&gt;*Mashpee, MA&lt;br /&gt;*Bolton, MA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Four TV shows I love to watch:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*House&lt;br /&gt;*Aqua Teen Hunger Force&lt;br /&gt;*Family Guy&lt;br /&gt;*24&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Four places I have been on vacation:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Tampa, FL&lt;br /&gt;*Cape Cod&lt;br /&gt;*Gettysburg&lt;br /&gt;*Washington, DC&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Four of my favorite dishes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*strawberry, orange, banana smoothie&lt;br /&gt;*Onion Soup&lt;br /&gt;*Fear&lt;br /&gt;*Babies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Four websites I visit daily:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*ytmnd.com&lt;br /&gt;*midnight-guild.org&lt;br /&gt;*espn.com&lt;br /&gt;*maddox.xmission.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Four places I would rather be right now:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Tent O Love&lt;br /&gt;*Azeroth&lt;br /&gt;*The Inner Sphere&lt;br /&gt;*Right Behind You&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Four bloggers I am tagging:&lt;br /&gt;JoeyO, Spellman (big), Spellman (little), Duffman</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:01:20 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;form action=&quot;http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1064942874&quot; method=&quot;POST&quot;&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;What Makes You Sexy?&lt;br /&gt; by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/acid_dream/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;eva71&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Name/NickName&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Name/NickName&quot; value=&quot;Nomad&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Gender&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Gender&quot; value=&quot;Male&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Sexy Body Part Is&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Your Knees&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Special Talents Are&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Looking Innocent&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot; color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://memegen.net/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;un&quot; value=&quot;eva71&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;meme&quot; value=&quot;1064942874&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Damn my sexy knees. And my innocence is how I lure them all in...</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 09:02:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Woooo tests.</title>
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  <description>&lt;table style=&quot;width: 400px; background-color: #000000; border: 1px solid #110000;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;&quot;&gt;Greed:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #440011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;&quot;&gt;High&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 134px; background: #770022;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;&quot;&gt;Gluttony:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #440011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;&quot;&gt;High&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 116px; background: #770022;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;&quot;&gt;Wrath:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #550011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;&quot;&gt;Very High&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 184px; background: #990022;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;&quot;&gt;Sloth:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #550011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;&quot;&gt;Very High&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 158px; background: #990022;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;&quot;&gt;Envy:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #440011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;&quot;&gt;High&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 116px; background: #770022;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;&quot;&gt;Lust:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #550011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;&quot;&gt;Very High&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 160px; background: #990022;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;&quot;&gt;Pride:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #440011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;&quot;&gt;High&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 128px; background: #770022;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html&quot; target=&quot;_top&quot;&gt;Seven Deadly Sins Quiz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yeah as if you expected anything else...</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 15:59:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Merry Christmas you dirty ho ho hos.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 16:35:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Mr. T Facts</title>
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  <description>Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why does Mr. T wear still have his mohawk? Cause his reflection pities the fool who don&apos;t! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T remains the only bad ass in American history to sucessfully fire 15,000 rounds out of a gun and hit no one. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. That&apos;s the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That&apos;s why he can only kick through doors. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T&apos;s edition of the VH1 show &apos;Where Are They Now&apos; was the shortest in the show&apos;s history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words &quot;Right Behind You&quot; written on it. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn&apos;t commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survived ad soldiers of fortune, until Mr. T found them and beat them to death with his bare hands. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T&apos;s incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn&apos;t have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T&apos;s. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the hand of Mr.T is a deadly weapon in 17 states.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T&apos;s hair style is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the exact location of any fool in the universe. His gold chains can then transmit pity to those coordinates. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The last time Mr. T went to McDonald&apos;s, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T is not really black, film is just too scared of him to fully expose itself. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T is not black. It&apos;s just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are now over 43 fools born every minute in order to keep up with the rate at which Mr. T pities them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff&apos;rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, &quot;whatchoo talkin&apos; &apos;bout, Willis?&quot; Willis shit himself. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T doesn&apos;t obey the second law of thermodynamics. It obeys him. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When Mr. T cuts onions, it&apos;s the onions doing the crying. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. T went through 257 Sylvester Stallone stunt doubles during the taping of &quot;Rocky III&quot;. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Mr. T survived a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris. He was the first and only one to do so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you were ever foolish enough to get into a fight with Mr. T, there would only be two hits: Mr. T hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun.</description>
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  <title>Vin Diesel Facts</title>
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  <description>When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: &quot;I End Lives.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Crop circles are Vin&apos;s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;There is no &quot;I&quot; in team. There are two &quot;I&quot;s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, &quot;Holy crap! That&apos;s Vin Diesel!&quot; Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel was scheduled to be Stalone&apos;s stunt double in Rambo, but he was replaced after refusing to wearing a parachute when jumping from the plane. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel coined the phrase, &quot;I could eat a Horse&quot; after he ate every last unicorn in existence.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where&apos;s Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, &quot;This is BULLSHIT!&quot; They&apos;re all wearing shoes.&quot; He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, &quot;IF I CAN&apos;T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!&quot; The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his &quot;Filet of Child&quot; sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn&apos;t get wet. The water gets Vin instead. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel doesn&apos;t believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy&apos;s. When asked why he doesn&apos;t do this Vin replied &quot;Because Grammy&apos;s are for queers.&quot; Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi&apos;s Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children&apos;s hospital. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The eternal conundrum &quot;what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object&quot; was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose&apos;s shit. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel&apos;s diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel can divide by zero. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 17:23:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I &amp;lt;3 stories</title>
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  <description>I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so&lt;br /&gt;much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have&lt;br /&gt;never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into&lt;br /&gt;bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says &quot;I don&apos;t feel&lt;br /&gt;like it, I just want you to hold me.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said &quot;WHAT??!! What was that?!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...&lt;br /&gt;&quot;You&apos;re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me&lt;br /&gt;to satisfy your physical needs as a man.&quot; She responded to my puzzled look&lt;br /&gt;by saying, &quot;Can&apos;t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in&lt;br /&gt;the bedroom?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with&lt;br /&gt;her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big&lt;br /&gt;unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on&lt;br /&gt;several different very expensive outfits. She couldn&apos;t decide which one to&lt;br /&gt;take so I told her we&apos;d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to&lt;br /&gt;compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We&lt;br /&gt;went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond&lt;br /&gt;earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was&lt;br /&gt;one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because&lt;br /&gt;she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn&apos;t even know how to play&lt;br /&gt;tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, &quot;That&apos;s fine, honey.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.&lt;br /&gt;Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, &quot;I think this is all&lt;br /&gt;dear, let&apos;s go to the cashier.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, &quot;No honey, I don&apos;t feel&lt;br /&gt;like it.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled&lt;br /&gt;WHAT?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I then said &quot;honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You&apos;re&lt;br /&gt;just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy&lt;br /&gt;your shopping needs as a woman.&quot; And just when she had this look like she&lt;br /&gt;was going to kill me, I added, &quot;Why can&apos;t you just love me for who I am and&lt;br /&gt;not for the things I buy you?&quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently I&apos;m not having sex tonight either.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 09:24:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Yeah Poser Time</title>
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  <description>If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don&apos;t speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you&apos;re finished, post these instructions on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do it!!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2005 07:42:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Yay movies!</title>
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  <description>First &lt;a href=&quot;http://lolololpwnedpwnedomg.ytmnd.com/&quot;&gt;http://lolololpwnedpwnedomg.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The best part is if you look at the guy in the back he is yelling &quot;Noooooooooo!&quot; and the fact that the girl wouldn&apos;t have turned around unless she heard that making for a much less funny video.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next is a real phone call from someone who witnessed an accident: &lt;a href=&quot;http://whatreallyhappens.ytmnd.com/&quot;&gt;http://whatreallyhappens.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then there is always hating on emo people: &lt;a href=&quot;http://emosong.ytmnd.com/&quot;&gt;http://emosong.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those that really hate emo people they can sign up here: &lt;a href=&quot;http://ppsa.ytmnd.com/&quot;&gt;http://ppsa.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn&apos;t know conan was so powerful. He needs a nerf: &lt;a href=&quot;http://conanomg.ytmnd.com/&quot;&gt;http://conanomg.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Picard ftw : &lt;a href=&quot;http://picard.ytmnd.com/&quot;&gt;http://picard.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A tribute to one of my favorite SNL skits of all time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://ckjcwf.ytmnd.com/&quot;&gt;http://ckjcwf.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And finally its just Adam West being Adam West: &lt;a href=&quot;http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/&quot;&gt;http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Figures I might as well get all these out of the way at once. And yes I realize I am a huge dork.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2005 07:18:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I can&apos;t believe I didn&apos;t post this earlier</title>
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  <description>Well its almost time to go back to school. Damn school. But to lighten the blow I was searching through my old links and found one I couldn&apos;t believe I hadn&apos;t posted yet. Incredible movie: &lt;a href=&quot;http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html&quot;&gt;http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html&lt;/a&gt;  I love what you can get away with in foreign countries...</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 17:54:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So I slept till 5:30 in the PM yesterday. Comment.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 06:15:34 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/yoda.jpg&quot; width=&quot;285&quot; height=&quot;123&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Trebuchet MS,Verdana&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;how jedi are you?&lt;/a&gt; :: by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.indextwo.net&quot;&gt;lawrie malen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go me!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2005 17:33:35 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/asianpride.htm&quot;&gt;http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/asianpride.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;aka banned from forums on wow. GG!</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 01:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>1337 pvp video</title>
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  <description>Yeah this is sweet. You must watch. Watch now!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://diefucka.ytmnd.com/&quot;&gt;http://diefucka.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 21:22:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>WoW &amp;gt; Life</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/&quot;&gt;http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just go there and you&apos;ll see what I mean. Some people are silly.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 18:05:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>WW2 as an RTS</title>
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  <description>If World War Two had been a RTS (real time strategy) game, it would have gone a little something like this.... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* &lt;br /&gt;*Eisenhower has joined the game.* &lt;br /&gt;*paTTon has joined the game.* &lt;br /&gt;*Churchill has joined the game.* &lt;br /&gt;*benny-tow has joined the game.* &lt;br /&gt;*T0J0 has joined the game.* &lt;br /&gt;*Roosevelt has joined the game.* &lt;br /&gt;*Stalin has joined the game.* &lt;br /&gt;*deGaulle has joined the game.* &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: hey sup &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: y0 &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: hi &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: hi &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks &lt;br /&gt;T0JO: lol &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! &lt;br /&gt;benny-tow: haha america sux &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: cool &lt;br /&gt;deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: huh? the luftwaffle is attacking me &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: get antiair guns &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: i cant afford them &lt;br /&gt;benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: stfu &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys &lt;br /&gt;deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick &lt;br /&gt;Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: yah hurry the fock up &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded &lt;br /&gt;deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck &lt;br /&gt;*deGaulle has left the game.* &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? &lt;br /&gt;benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? &lt;br /&gt;benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: huh?! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses &lt;br /&gt;T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: huh? &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: huh? u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: huh? u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol &lt;br /&gt;benny-tow: haha &lt;br /&gt;benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: church help me &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: dont be an arss &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late &lt;br /&gt;Eisenhower: LOL &lt;br /&gt;benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help &lt;br /&gt;Hitler: o man ur focked &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: oh what now biotch &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol &lt;br /&gt;*benny-tow has been eliminated.* &lt;br /&gt;benny-tow: lame &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: gj patton &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: thnx &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: huh? eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record &lt;br /&gt;Eisenhower: Nuts! &lt;br /&gt;benny~tow: huh? that mean? &lt;br /&gt;Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: rofl &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: HAHAHHAA &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city &lt;br /&gt;*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* &lt;br /&gt;benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself &lt;br /&gt;Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: OMG LMAO! &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: huh? i didnt click there omg this game blows &lt;br /&gt;*Hitler[AoE] has left the game* &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: hahahhah &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: huh? my teammates are n00bs &lt;br /&gt;benny~tow: shut up noob &lt;br /&gt;Roosevelt: haha wut a moron &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: huh? am i gunna do now? &lt;br /&gt;Eisenhower: yah me too &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol &lt;br /&gt;Eisenhower: fock u &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: go to hell lol &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk &lt;br /&gt;Eisenhower: yah this is gay &lt;br /&gt;*Roosevelt has left the game.* &lt;br /&gt;Hitler[AoE]: huh?? &lt;br /&gt;Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join &lt;br /&gt;*tru_m4n has joined the game.* &lt;br /&gt;tru_m4n: hi all &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: hey &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: sup &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: hi &lt;br /&gt;tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! &lt;br /&gt;tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz &lt;br /&gt;tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: huh? is nukes? &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! &lt;br /&gt;*T0J0 has been eliminated.* &lt;br /&gt;*The Allied team has won the game!* &lt;br /&gt;Eisenhower: awesome! &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: gg noobs no re &lt;br /&gt;T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck &lt;br /&gt;*T0J0 has left the game.* &lt;br /&gt;*Eisenhower has left the game.* &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss &lt;br /&gt;tru_m4n: l8r all &lt;br /&gt;benny~tow: bye &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: l8r &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: fock u all &lt;br /&gt;tru_m4n: shut up commie lol &lt;br /&gt;*tru_m4n has left the game.* &lt;br /&gt;benny~tow: lololol u commie &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: ROFL &lt;br /&gt;Churchill: bye commie &lt;br /&gt;*Churchill has left the game.* &lt;br /&gt;*benny~tow has left the game.* &lt;br /&gt;Stalin: i hate u all fags &lt;br /&gt;*Stalin has left the game.* &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: lol no1 is left &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep &lt;br /&gt;*paTTon has been eliminated.* &lt;br /&gt;paTTon: o sh1t! &lt;br /&gt;*paTTon has left the game.*</description>
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